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She might of killed him :shock:
@*Sian wrote:
She might of killed him :shock:
Dont be silly, I didnt meet her off the internet duh!
:lol: :lol: :wink:WHAT !!!! oh NO ! NOT the GREAT sparky strangler AGAIN !!
He probably bored her to tears and is presently to be found,sitting at her Kitchen Table,with a manical ,glazed expression of sheer disbeleif !
@ubermik wrote:
@*Sian wrote:
She might of killed him :shock:
Dont be silly, I didnt meet her off the internet duh!
:lol: :lol: :wink:Be thankful everyday of your life! :shock:
@rubyred wrote:
WHAT !!!! oh NO ! NOT the GREAT sparky strangler AGAIN !!
He probably bored her to tears and is presently to be found,sitting at her Kitchen Table,with a manical ,glazed expression of sheer disbeleif !
Hey, now theres a thought
Necrophillia is supposed to be dead good, and I HAVE always wondered what its like having sex with a woman youre married to, and thats the next best comparative apparently :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: That was a bit harsh
@ubermik wrote:
@*Sian wrote:
She might of killed him :shock:
Dont be silly, I didnt meet her off the internet duh!
:lol: :lol: :wink:soooooooooooooooooooooo……………….have u sha/gged her or what???? ](*,)
Nah lol
We exchanged a few jokey texts and she wants some more work doing and said she will give me a ring next week
Whether thats a polite brush off or not remains to be seen :)
Good luck, ubermik. See where it takes you!
Ubermik wrote “Hey, now theres a thought
Necrophillia is supposed to be dead good, and I HAVE always wondered what its like having sex with a woman youre married to, and thats the next best comparative apparently ”
Michael,
All I can say is that, unfortunately, my 3rd husband died of a heart attack whilst engaging in marital whatsits – I think it was him dressing up as Salvador Dali and me as Nell Gwynn that did it – I asked him to paint me completely from head to toe with pots of chocolate edible body paint and to daub matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs randomly, so I’d like to think it was more of an ‘art attack’ than a heart attack. :lol:
I disagree though – I think necrophillia is dead boring.
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