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[sharongooner]

Another slightly cleaner version:

There was an old lady from Ealing
Who got on a bus to Dargeling
said a sign on the door
don’t spit on the floor
so she looked up and spat on the ceiling

And this is one of my faves :lol:

There once was a hippopotamus
Who spent his nights in Nostradamus
When asked why he read
So intently, he said
“It’s because I have psychic pyjamas” :lol:

[prettypink]

sharongooner wrote:

Another slightly cleaner version:

There was an old lady from Ealing
Who got on a bus to Dargeling
said a sign on the door
don’t spit on the floor
so she looked up and spat on the ceiling

And this is one of my faves :lol:

There once was a hippopotamus
Who spent his nights in Nostradamus
When asked why he read
So intently, he said
Gawd.. I got the Giggles!! fink me hangovers kicking in

[sharongooner]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a pussy I’d fuck it.

[sharongooner]

A horse, a flea, and three blind mice, Sat on a curbstone shooting dice. The horse, he slipped and fell on the flea. The flea said Whoops, there’s a horse on me.”

[sharongooner]

There was a young lady from Exeter,
So pretty the men craned their necks at her.
One was so brave As to take out and wave
The distinguishing tool of his sex at her. :lol:

[Sgt Pepper]

Speaking of alcohol fuelled 8-[ … a ditty I get a tad loola to on occasion :lol:
Soz.. I just love it lol..

Anyone fancy a bit of this Irish jig then?

Ah go on :wink:

Mundy / Sharon Shannon

Galway Girl

And I ask you friend.. what’s a fella to do?

:P

[sharongooner]

I like that one sgt 8)

[cath 55]

I am a little rabbit
a sittin in my hutch
im sitting down this end
cos i dunt like that end much
im glad tomorrows thursday
cos life is pretty yuk
but thursday is the best day
when they up an pass the buck!! :D

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