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A guy had never had sex before, so his buddies set him up with a prostitute for a couple of hours. He really had no clue, and when she sat down on the bed completely naked, she says, “Do you know what I want?” He looks at her and says, “No.” Then she lies down on the bed and starts rubbing her breasts and says, “Do you know what I want?” And he says, “No.” Then she really sprawls out on the bed, spreads her legs and says, “Now do you know what I want?” The guy says, “Yeah, you want the whole damn bed to yourself!”
@ironduke wrote:
A guy had never had sex before, so his buddies set him up with a prostitute for a couple of hours. He really had no clue, and when she sat down on the bed completely naked, she says, “Do you know what I want?” He looks at her and says, “No.” Then she lies down on the bed and starts rubbing her breasts and says, “Do you know what I want?” And he says, “No.” Then she really sprawls out on the bed, spreads her legs and says, “Now do you know what I want?” The guy says, “Yeah, you want the whole damn bed to yourself!”
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Reminds me talking of naughty ladies… my son went to Amsterdam on a stag night, the group obviously ended up in the red light district, all the lads were dressed up in fancy dress,,, the groom was dressed as a french maid. My son bless him paid one of the ladies to relinquish her window and locked the groom in it for half an hour… apparently he got lots of offers as men viewed
Teapot :lol: :lol: :lol:
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