A Nasty Story ( but very true )

A Certain person I know had been taking drugs i heard ie speed & cocaine on a saturday night , Anyway the following day his wife decided they would go shopping at matalan , so off they went in the car , on the way this person trumped & as you could imagine it absalutely stunk & his misses said, ffs man get ya self to the toilet that stinks & un wound the windows .
Arriving at Matalan they was walking around when he did it again & even his young Daughter said , Dad go to the toilet will you that stinks !!!
So upon this request he collard a member of staff , explained he was here shopping with the wife & child & needed the toilet , The member of staff said of course sir come with me , you can use the staff toilets & took him upstairs but on the way he trumped & followed through knowing this he went striaght into the toilet & assessed the damage to his pants , was`nt pretty he thought & Tried to clean up the mess best he could , when there was a knock on the door & a voice saying hurry up in there will you im dying out here , so in a bit of a panic pulled up his soiled pants & left for the shop floor .
On entering the store he picked up a pair of new jeans & a pair of boxed Kelvin Clines & proceded to hide the boxers in the jeans & continued to the changing room where there was a member of staff & said , i want to try these on please , upon entering the changing room he put on the new boxers under his own jeans & put the soiled pair in the kelvin cline box , put them bk in the jeans , went outside & said sorry they dont fit i`ll put em bk .
Then took out the box of boxers & placed it where he found it bk on the shelf & same with the new jeans

Now you can just imagine some poor sod opening there christmas prezzie on the mornin of the 25th all excited about receiving some Kelvin Cline Boxers only to find this to be short lived excitement :lol: :lol: :lol: