A Pay Rise

The day the penis asked for a raise.

Dear V. Gina

I, hearby request a raise in salary for the following reasons

I do physcial labour, I work at great depths, I don’y get weekends or public holidays off I work in a damp environment , I work in a dark work place that has poor ventilation, I work in high temperatures, and also more importantly my work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Yours Sincerely, P. Niss

RESPONSE

Dear P. Niss

After Assessing your request and consdering the arguements you have raised, I have decided to reject your request for the following reasons. You don’t work more than 1 hour straight, you always fall asleep after brief work periods, you do not take initiative and you need to be stimulated into starting work.
After finishing your shift, you leave the work place very messy. You don’t always bserve safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You are unable to work double shifts and you constantly enter the work place carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Yours sincerely, V. Gina