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  • #360020

    @pats wrote:

    RUPERT AND I THANK YOU DI….AND DAMN U TO HELL THE REST. SNIFFS HAUGHTILY.why the FOOK am i shouting

    oh look

    it’s that pebbles singing on a message board again

    #360021

    #360022

    I think it is going to be a little confusing for people who don’t know you that you appear to have a ? spider/flea tiny thing pushing an elephant!

    #360023

    @bon bon wrote:

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    if its spiders you like ive got a shed full – swear some of them look like bird eaters the size of em – i only know this from looking though the heavily cobwebbed window – one of them once had a massive bumble bee in its clasp! its my shed dammit and they wont let me in!! cu.nts.

    PML

    I paid my son a fiver to clear my shed out.
    We had a row halfway through so i told him to go away nicely
    It didnt matter
    hed done the job id wanted
    all the spiders had been brushed outside

    If a spider landed on me I’d die
    yet the buggas fascinate me

    bon i kid you not, its like scene from arachnophobia in there. Theres paint and garden stuff i need ffs but they wont let me past the door the bas.tards

    #360024

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    @Rosepetal wrote:

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    if its spiders you like ive got a shed full – swear some of them look like bird eaters the size of em – i only know this from looking though the heavily cobwebbed window – one of them once had a massive bumble bee in its clasp! its my shed dammit and they wont let me in!! cu.nts.

    Hoover it out and spray it with Acclaim from Boots (£12 a can but worth it) and when the little critters walk on it they DIE!

    i might be an evil fooker but when it comes to animals/insects i couldnt hurt a fly – i always capture spiders in the house and put them out, i cant even kill ants ffs i just cant find it in me to do it – you humans can rot in hell though! :twisted:[/quo

    Bugger that squash them to liquid!

    #360025

    @toybulldog wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    RUPERT AND I THANK YOU DI….AND DAMN U TO HELL THE REST. SNIFFS HAUGHTILY.why the FOOK am i shouting

    oh look

    it’s that pebbles singing on a message board again

    toy wipe the cottage cheese off your specs, its pats shouting this time :lol:

    btw …brace yourself, i might partake in a bit of board singing later if anyones up for board kareoke??

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