alan snowman needs a wife

Hey guys,
alan is struggling to post a thread so i’m doing it on his behalf – i’ll just copy and paste for you all (fingers crossed)

“Hi Ladies/Lady boys,
My name is alan snoman and i’m looking for love – can you help? I’m looking to settle down and find a woman who can turn me from the ‘Grumpy’ dwarf to ‘Happy’. I like the simple things in life – walks along the beach, potato picking, and nice drives in the country (can all applicants ensure they have a booster seat pls? I like to see the road).

If you could help me in my mission to find a wife (as long as it doesn’t affect my DLA for being a clinical mong) then please get it touch – it would be great to hear from you. I enclose a picture so you can see what you’re getting…

http://images.smh.com.au/2011/06/23/2446824/art-flight-420×0.jpg

for now ta-ta all! mwahhh love you long time!!

Alan Snowman

PS – Miley forever
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