Anything that made u smile today:)

My hearing has dropped over the last few years ..and annoyingly im always asking people to repeat what they said to me..I had a customer who asked for porridge…..hes a good regular customer and you can have a laugh with him..anyway after sending him 3 times over to the porride then tellling him “if I have to come over and show you and I see it’s in stock you’re so gonna get it” he still said none there. So I took him over to the porridge and pointed at it, to which he turned round and siad “I said polish”
Was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing for ages then another customer said “thank good he didn’t ask for fork handles” :lol:

@chameleon wrote:

My date from Sunday is still making me smile. 8)

To see you in the glow of candlelight
I can’t believe I won your love despite
The other bees that hum a sad etude
Tasting the ambrosia you exude
The honey from your lips is only mine
And I’ll treasure that sweet nectar for all time

Can one ask who your date was? :wink:

@tinks wrote:

@anc wrote:

@chameleon wrote:

My date from Sunday is still making me smile. 8)

To see you in the glow of candlelight
I can’t believe I won your love despite
The other bees that hum a sad etude
Tasting the ambrosia you exude
The honey from your lips is only mine
And I’ll treasure that sweet nectar for all time

Can one ask who your date was? :wink:

of course you can ask him ………..doesn’t mean you’ll get an answer though :lol:

Well, it is a need for us to know, you understand!! :lol:

Mrs Tea pots post put me in mind of things my mum used to say and that made me smile :)

My mum was the best in the business.