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Oh the irony of a supplier offering Sale and Clearance Sale signs at half price in their clearance sale…
I guess the point was lost on you :roll:
This made me giggle…..by Rod Liddle a very funny man
Women continually tell lies when they are on social networking sites, according to a new study.
They lie about what they ‘re up to, out of jealousy that other women may be having a more exciting time than them.
So they write on Facebook that they’re somewhere in the Andes mountains having sex with Orlando Bloom. When actually they’re picking their noses on the sofa at home, watching Jeremy Kyle and eating one of those tiny yogurt things women eat when they’re constipated.
Men, meanwhile, tend to tell the truth on Facebook. That’s either because we’re honest, or we have no shame. One of the twoFlipping cheek, Bruce Willis wins over Orlando Bloom anyday!!
When sending a text, it’s generally a good idea to make sure you send it to the right person…
waited very patiently
for my pocket size ‘twitchers’ hand book from amazon to arrive……….came yesterdayspecific bird i wanted to look up isn’t in the damn thing :roll:
@jen_jen wrote:
When sending a text, it’s generally a good idea to make sure you send it to the right person…
omg…not an unusually obscene text sent to mr jen or your mum???
@sceptical guy wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
When sending a text, it’s generally a good idea to make sure you send it to the right person…
omg…not an unusually obscene text sent to mr jen or your mum???
lol no, a text that I received that wasn’t meant for my eyes that someone is now weaseling their way out of…
@jen_jen wrote:
@sceptical guy wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
When sending a text, it’s generally a good idea to make sure you send it to the right person…
omg…not an unusually obscene text sent to mr jen or your mum???
lol no, a text that I received that wasn’t meant for my eyes that someone is now weaseling their way out of…
oh those are the best….
make em squirm :D
I plan to! :lol:
Trying to do things honourably only works if people are prepared to let you…maybe it’s time to be like water and take the path of least resistance…
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