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@jen_jen wrote:
Wonderful! :lol:
Well there’s a few guys got a ear bashing this morning if the queue at the flower sellers and my sales of bath potions, smelly candles and jewellery are anything to go by! :lol:
Yes while the women were sat at home on their lazy ar.ses waiting for the chocolates to scoff. :wink:
@yourchoice wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
Wonderful! :lol:
Well there’s a few guys got a ear bashing this morning if the queue at the flower sellers and my sales of bath potions, smelly candles and jewellery are anything to go by! :lol:
Yes while the women were sat at home on their lazy ar.ses waiting for the chocolates to scoff. :wink:
Pfffffft stereotypes! :P :lol:
Well hopefully they won’t be too disappointed to be getting jewellery and/or roses instead of cheap chocolates…although having said that I am quite happy with my box of maltesers and the little note put in with my sarnie this morning :wink: :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
@yourchoice wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
Wonderful! :lol:
Well there’s a few guys got a ear bashing this morning if the queue at the flower sellers and my sales of bath potions, smelly candles and jewellery are anything to go by! :lol:
Yes while the women were sat at home on their lazy ar.ses waiting for the chocolates to scoff. :wink:
Pfffffft stereotypes! :P :lol:
Well hopefully they won’t be too disappointed to be getting jewellery and/or roses instead of cheap chocolates…although having said that I am quite happy with my box of maltesers and the little note put in with my sarnie this morning :wink: :lol:
Hope for your sake it didnt say”Beware arsenic”on the back of note. :shock: :lol:
Mr Jen wouldn’t poison me….he knows what side his bread is buttered…although having said that, I couldn’t read the note, it was smudged by the butter which had a faint smell of almonds about it…I assumed that was the Bakewell Tart but now you mention it…. :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
Mr Jen wouldn’t poison me….he knows what side his bread is buttered…although having said that, I couldn’t read the note, it was smudged by the butter which had a faint smell of almonds about it…I assumed that was the Bakewell Tart but now you mention it…. :lol:
Lmao i like the Mr jen bit :lol: I hope he had his best pinny on.
@yourchoice wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
Mr Jen wouldn’t poison me….he knows what side his bread is buttered…although having said that, I couldn’t read the note, it was smudged by the butter which had a faint smell of almonds about it…I assumed that was the Bakewell Tart but now you mention it…. :lol:
Lmao i like the Mr jen bit :lol: I hope he had his best pinny on.
You know, he gets up so much earlier than me, I have no idea what he wears when he’s making my sarnie :shock:
@jen_jen wrote:
@yourchoice wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
Mr Jen wouldn’t poison me….he knows what side his bread is buttered…although having said that, I couldn’t read the note, it was smudged by the butter which had a faint smell of almonds about it…I assumed that was the Bakewell Tart but now you mention it…. :lol:
Lmao i like the Mr jen bit :lol: I hope he had his best pinny on.
You know, he gets up so much earlier than me, I have no idea what he wears when he’s making my sarnie :shock:
Possibly nothing… So be wary of any little curly hairs on ya bakewell! :lol:
@fat bob wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
@yourchoice wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
Mr Jen wouldn’t poison me….he knows what side his bread is buttered…although having said that, I couldn’t read the note, it was smudged by the butter which had a faint smell of almonds about it…I assumed that was the Bakewell Tart but now you mention it…. :lol:
Lmao i like the Mr jen bit :lol: I hope he had his best pinny on.
You know, he gets up so much earlier than me, I have no idea what he wears when he’s making my sarnie :shock:
Possibly nothing… So be wary of any little curly hairs on ya bakewell! :lol:
Lol I know he wears something…the cats like to follow him into the kitchen in the hope of some titbits to tide them over until I give them breakfast…cats seem to have a fascination for certain parts of the anatomy…one curious pat with the paw, claws slightly out, is enough to ensure clothing first thing in the morning! :shock: :lol:
@fat bob wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
@yourchoice wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
Mr Jen wouldn’t poison me….he knows what side his bread is buttered…although having said that, I couldn’t read the note, it was smudged by the butter which had a faint smell of almonds about it…I assumed that was the Bakewell Tart but now you mention it…. :lol:
Lmao i like the Mr jen bit :lol: I hope he had his best pinny on.
You know, he gets up so much earlier than me, I have no idea what he wears when he’s making my sarnie :shock:
Possibly nothing… So be wary of any little curly hairs on ya bakewell! :lol:
Was more her asking for a savaloy sandwich that i was worried about One slip of the knife :shock:
I never know what’s going to be in my sarnie until I unwrap it…never had a saveloy sarnie…yet :lol:
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