Apologies to the Irish – Best Bar Joke

> > > THE BEST BAR JOKE
> > >
> > > A Scotsman, Italian and Irishman are all having a
> > > good time and agree that
> > > the bar is a nice place.
> > >
> > > Then the Scotsman says “Aye, this is a nice bar, but
> > > where I come from, back
> > > in Glasgee, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s,
> > > you buy a drink, then you
> > > buy another drink, then MacDougal himself will buy
> > > you your third drink!”
> > > The others agree that sounds like a good place
> > >
> > > But then the Italian says, “Yeah, dat’s sounds like
> > > a nice bar, but where I
> > > come from, dere’s an even better one. Over in
> > > Brooklyn, dere’s this place
> > > called Vinny’s. At Vinny’s, you buy a drink, Vinny
> > > buys you a drink. You buy
> > > anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink”.
> > > Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
> > >
> > > Then the Irishman says, “You tink dat’s great? Where
> > > Oi come from in Dublin,
> > > dere’s dis bar dat’s even better called Morphy’s.
> > > At Morphy’s, dey buy you
> > > your first drink, then dey buy you your second
> > > drink, then dey buy you your
> > > thurd drink, and den, dey buy you your forth drink,
> > > then they take you in de
> > > back, and get you laid!”
> > >
> > > “Wow!” say the other two. “That’s fantastic! Did
> > > this actually happen to
> > > you?”
> > >
> > > “No,” replies the Irish guy, “but it happened to me
> > sister.”