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mrs t is cool lucy,i like her,its not thins business to say what she can post or not,for me she can say a magpie landed in my garden and i saluted it,or my tumble dryer is broke,i will still read it,i read everything cos im a nosy bstrd innit.
all the best mrs t from nosy cosy.

im not to sure of the rules of backgammon lucy,but i bet i would beat you at scrabble.

Dear Anc, can you please tell me the winnning numbers for tonights lottery ? Seriously, I need help as my new broomstick costs a fortune to run !!!! Well, ok to cut a long story short, I’m in love with the satnav woman ffs ! The thing is, she gets pished off sometimes when I ignore her advice (well I am a bloke and know better) then she sulks and doesn’t speak to me for ages……then all of a sudden she screams TURN LEFT NOW…just after we passed the left turn. I admit I have called her a stupid bi tch….once or twice in panic when I first met her. But I think what really upset her was my denying her advances whilst still in motion. Ok so I also said I don’t want sticky stains on my leather seats nor will I stick something she suggested in the cigarette lighter. So, now all my journey’s end up at posh hotels that she’s booked us into……She has my mobile…cred cards…and me by the sphericals

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@rubyred wrote:

thanks Mrs t.. I see the difference already with the steroid cream. Made my daughter look too as we sat at her kitchen Window,, any on-looker would have thought she was de-lousing me :) I adore getting my back scratched or tickled, so i was drooling :) I even love going to the hairdressers for a scalp rub !

ohhh look
ruby used to like mrs t :D