BACK TO SCHOOL BY ORDER

The witches had been away for the summer and quite frankly, some of them were wishing they had stayed away, this wasn’t fun.

Minnie-Claire-Mouse looked across at Maria_s and frowned. Maria_s looked down at her ankle and shock her leg, the chain rattled, she wasn’t going to attempt trying to break free. They were all chained to individual wooden desks by their ankles.

“WTF” Maria_s mouthed at Minnie-Claire-Mouse, who shrugged her shoulders and muttered back “I need a drink”. She opened up the lid of her desk and had a quick suck on her “wine in the bag”, that she had picked up from Merry, who had managed to get her 72 litres of wine for a tenner at Lidl.

Bolton Bomber Blonde sat at the front of the class, she was so excited she could pee, as far as she was concerned there had been a serious lack of discipline amongst the witches. She was fully equipped, pencil poised ready to take notes in her leather bound book that she had been using to take notes on “form”. Looking straight ahead at the black board, she had long since swapped her witches hat for a tin one so she didn’t feel a thing when The Welsh pretender whacked her over the head with her broomstick but Miss LD had seen it. Before anyone realised what was going on Miss LD had The Welsh pretender fully zipped up in a gimp mask.

Born Feral had got the giggles, when the welsh pretender had looked at her so, she got the same treatment. When Born Feral, turned round to look at Minnie-Claire-Mouse, all she could see was two wild eyes and dropped her head quickly whilst biting her lip. She couldn’t afford to be gimp masked, how would she get her wine past the zip.

Angel Dust was still wailing. “I didn’t do nothing wrong” she snivelled. Chele tried kicking her but the chain was too short for her to reach. “Shut up Mum, she’ll put you in one of those gollywog masks.” Angel Dust looked across at Welsh and Born. “She wouldn’t I’ve just had my hair done”. In all fairness Angel Dust had been minding her own business flicking through her copy of “All Brides are Nuts” dreaming of her wedding day when Miss LD, had stormed across the class room snatched the magazine and given Angel Dust a detention for misbehaving!

Miss LD stood at the front of the class and tapped Bolton Bomber’s tin hat with a ruler to get everyone’s attention. Bolton Bomber sat grinning pleased to be of assistance to Miss LD in such an important manner.

Minnie-Claire-Mouse was on her third bag of wine refusing to share with Maria_s, who was now running low on her imported cognac from Iraq stashed in her solid silver hip flask that used to belong to an ex lover. His name was engraved on the front and given to him as a 50th wedding anniversary present from his wife who discovered his affair with Maria_s. Not one of her wisest conquests, the wife turned out to be an ex sumo wrestler from Slovakia so, instead of finding room for just one body under the patio she had to make room for two.

Bolton Bomber Blonde was starting to get a headache. Miss LD was still tapping her tin hat and was now starting to creep the witches out, just as they were wondering if Miss had been gagged and Bolton Bomber was starting to feel like a Japanese POW, Miss LD shouted, making everyone jump. “RIGHT YOU HORRIBIBLE LOT OF WITCHES, YOU ARE ALL HERE TODAY TO LEARN HOW TO BEHAVE LIKE LADIES………………………..”
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