Bananas

Erm um i was chatting to a good friend tonight obv i cant say her name well ok then it was debbie donuts and i said to her cos we had the munchies “do you want summat to eat”?
Heres how it went.
So i said ive only got a tin of fruit cocktail and a tin of cream in is that ok?
Deb “is that all?
Me”well yunno do shop or summat tomoz innit”
So anyway after she had stopped licking the bowl i asked her what was her favourite fruit and she said a banana
Me”a banana isnt a fruit tho its a herb”
Deb “is it fck
Me “it is honest why would i lie?
Deb “oh is that why they arent juicy then?

Lol ycmiu

Actuaĺly i know 10 uses for a banana do you?(no rude answers)
My thread me first
If you dry a banana skin out and scrape it you can put it in a joint for free .
Anyway i love my mates cos they are all off their heads but still good clever ppl that work
I will try to do a weekly thread about them
Im not changing the title of the thtead
Cos their all bananas anyway
Laters.