BIG BROTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watching it pissed might make it seem more intresting :lol:

No doubt she’ll be down the offy get her supplies 8)

The rose wine didn’t null the pain :roll:

muhwahwah,, or whatever folks make of gloating sounds..

was dans la local.. i had NO intention of setting foot outside the front door. bairn called ” mum ,mum i have a babysitter,ya wanna go oot?” i was like go AWAY child i have goodies,i have wodka ( sic) .i have frys Creme,and im in my jammies wanting a night to meeeeee ! ..

several emotional blackmail calls later ” mummy we have NOT had a girly night since….” i went oh FFS IF ya can transform me into something halfway decent,i WILL come oot. ! a wee doad of foundation .blusher and sky blue eye shadow ( honest) with navy kohl.ruby lips and the hair piled up and tonged. i was oot !

then Michelle ,the self same Michelle the crabbit Barmaid im aye telling argy about.. decided as its a sports bar we CANT see BB.. i took an opinion poll and 12 wimmin and 4 men ( at least) wanted to see BB.. michelle was unmoved.. so me in my rank of Conveynor suggested we ALL move to the other local pub !. and we went to boycott and it was put on.

whilst partaking in a epsiode outside.some WAG decided i WAS like BElinda too ! so i had to sing old school songs in a scat jazz,while laughing and admiting internet kunts say the same LOL.

im pished as a fart.. and before any smert erse cries me Belinda,,can i just say THAT frock tonight, would have been the Scottish Saltire :)

Alba Gu Brath :)

is shaz hame from carribean night i wonder LOL..

yay to classless societys and Hugo Chavez for President :)

@*Sian wrote:

Rubes you are more than Belinda Belinda could ever be! :lol:

yah momma.. and you met me too,.. im all smug as a bug in a plug ;)