BIT OF FUN

Pick the month you were born:
>January——- I kicked
>February—— I loved
>March——– I karate chopped
>April———- I slapped
>May———- I jumped on
>June———- I smelled
>July———– I did the Macarena With
>August——– I had lunch with
>September— – I danced with
>October——- I sang to
>November—– I yelled at
>December—– I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>1——- a birdbath
>2——- a monster
>3——- a phone
>4——- a fork
>5——- a snowman
>6——- a gangster
>7——- my mobile phone
>8——- my dog
>9——- my best friends
>10——- my neighbor
>11——- my science teacher
>12——- a banana
>13——- a fireman
>14——- a stuffed animal
>15——- a goat
>16——- a pickle
>17——- my cat
>18——- a spoon
>19——- a smurf
>20——- a baseball bat
>21——- an assassin
>22——- Bruce Lee
>23——- a noodle
>24——- a squirrel
>25——- a football player
>26——- my sister
>27——- my brother
>28——- an iPod
>29——- a surfer
>30——- a homeless guy
>31——- a camel

Pick the last number of the year you were born:
>1——— In my car
>2 ——— On your car
>3 ———– In a hole
>4 ———– Under your bed
>5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle
>6 ——— sliding down a hill
>7 ——— in an elevator
>8———- at the dinner table
>9 ——– In line at the bank
>0 ——– in your bathroom

Pick the color shirt you are wearing:
>White——— because I am cool like that
>Black——— because that’s how I roll
>Pink———– because I’m NOT crazy
>Red———– because the voices told me to
>Blue———– because I’m sexy and I do what I want
>Green——— because I think I need some serious help
>Purple——— because I’m AWESOME!
>Gray———- because Big Bird said to
>Yellow——– because someone offered me $1,000,000
>Orange——– because my family thinks I’m stupid
>Brown——— because I can
>Other———- because I’m an assassin!
>None———- because I can’t control myself!