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Ladies, are you self conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger? Well, you could have expensive and gross breast implant surgery or you could just grab some F-CUP COOKIES from Japan. These sure-to-be-effective cookies apparently make your breasts bigger when you eat just two a day while most biscuits will just make your arse bigger. The perfect solution for those women who dont want to become fat just to have large natural breasts. :D
Brill……….. so all weight gain goes on your bo*bs and not on your bum?
I can see all the suck*rs ordering them in by the lorry load lol!!
This is all very well …. but what about all the fat porkers??? Can’t they have some too??
Maybe they could make their floppy & saggy tits even bigger than they are already so that the entire wobbly mass alters in some sort of proportion???
Maybe there could even be a UK version for UK porkers …. Japanese cookies liberally smeared with lard or dripping.
Have you ever seen a fat porker with small tits… :roll:
@fastcars wrote:
Have you ever seen a fat porker with small tits… :roll:
Last time he looked in the mirror…………….
Suits you this thread Dibknob , being one yourself & all :lol:
see !!!@fastcars wrote:
Have you ever seen a fat porker with small tits… :roll:
In fairness no I haven’t … but technically it must be possible. I mean if they just had an enormous back and sort of saggy chesty flab – not proper tits as such – then I guess you could have a fat porker with small tits.
Mind you 99.9% of all porkers have enormous floppy jobs – hanging down like Spaniel’s ears as it were.
So maybe a lard or dripping coated Japanese cookie isn’t such a good idea. Anyway yer standard British porker would still eat their lard or dripping spread thickly over their bread, huh?
How rude :( :( :( I wont read any more post from Fast or PB.
@claire 57 wrote:
How rude :( :( :( I wont read any more post from Fast or PB.
:-k hmmm well done you two , maybe I should post something similar :lol:
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