chat up lines

best one-liner i was hit with by an Aussie… when workin in the Bar…. he was pie-eyed and hangin aff the bar swayin ever so slightly….! you know girls the real turn on guy! not lol he shouted… MJ id love to get into your knickers……. lordy knows where it came fae… but my reply was… Its ok love, ive already got one ar5ehole in there i don’t need another one… lol that was 15 yrs old lol

@pete wrote:

I have problems with hello ffs… i manage to get that out thats me outta things to talk about :?

Just talk about work Pete :wink:

My fav chat up line that I’ve heard, and it’s the simplist is ‘Can I kiss you’. An if GB’s reading this she’ll understand why…the blokes up this way tend to just lurch at you after a few pints :? (hmmmm…..unless it’s just the places I frequent :lol: ).

Anyway……….it worked, and after a few more snogs later we’re getting married :lol:

here is 50cent….go and call your mum and tell her you wont be comming home tonight.

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get your coat…….youve pulled

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whats your phone number……oh look..its the same one that i have..

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@beeker wrote:

I hate this!!

I hate that…”ohh…I had blah blah blah said to me and blah blah blah years later…blah blah blah…now we have two point four kids and a white picket blah blah blah……”

who gives a flying f@ck 8)

But that’s what you said to me Beeks……….. :shock: :wink: