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I’ve had im lost can you take me home, when will people learn chat up lines DONT work
Nice dress…it’d look great on my bedroom floor……. :roll: :roll:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
long long time ago….. i can still remember….. lol in Australia… this drunk male twonk…. said in his loudest voice in pub…. here MJ id love to get into your knickers…. * i replied… listen hun, its ok ive already got 1 ar5ehole there i don’t wish another…. ‘ lol never been asked again my best reply as well lol
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You, Me, Dinner, Bed. Any questions?
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@abitofmary_j wrote:
long long time ago….. i can still remember….. lol in Australia… this drunk male twonk…. said in his loudest voice in pub…. here MJ id love to get into your knickers…. * i replied… listen hun, its ok ive already got 1 ar5ehole there i don’t wish another…. ‘ lol never been asked again my best reply as well lol
:oops: I’d like to apologise for my behaviour that night…I’m sorry MJ :)
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what is your address……oh look…its the same as mine :? :? :roll: :roll: :roll:
@kangawallafox wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
long long time ago….. i can still remember….. lol in Australia… this drunk male twonk…. said in his loudest voice in pub…. here MJ id love to get into your knickers…. * i replied… listen hun, its ok ive already got 1 ar5ehole there i don’t wish another…. ‘ lol never been asked again my best reply as well lol
:oops: I’d like to apologise for my behaviour that night…I’m sorry MJ :)
lmfao @ Mart… ere u’d still b in school shorts when that happen… 1992/93
heres a few funny ones…never used them though…women always chat up me :wink: 8)
Do you like diamonds love?
well suck me c0ck its a gem
Do you like fairgrounds love?
Then sit on my face so I can guess your weight :lol:
Brace yourself is by far the best yet!
Had me in stitches!
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