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19 December, 2016 at 12:01 pm #1012023

Arc en

The good ole cracker jokes …… Whose gonna post the worse one?

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his bum ….

Taffy Apple

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laine1, AngelBabe

19 December, 2016 at 6:30 pm #1012029

kent f OBE

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

Freezes a jolly good fellow

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AngelBabe, Arc en

20 December, 2016 at 7:36 am #1012051

Reason

What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis

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kent f OBE

20 December, 2016 at 11:16 am #1012058

kent f OBE

Reason wrote:

What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations? Tinselitis

Gawd lol

20 December, 2016 at 11:17 am #1012059

kent f OBE

I’m going to lower the tone a bit…

Why doesn’t Santa have any children ?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.

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20 December, 2016 at 11:28 am #1012062

Reason

kent f OBE wrote:

I’m going to lower the tone a bit… Why doesn’t Santa have any children ?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.

That’s more like it, now you’ve posted that I can try and think of some rude ones

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kent f OBE

21 December, 2016 at 9:01 pm #1012204

laine1

What do you call and underground train full of professors?

A tube of smarties

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Sairs73

22 December, 2016 at 11:05 am #1012234

Arc en

What motor bike does Santa ride ? ….

A Holly Daividson (groan)

23 December, 2016 at 7:13 am #1012274

Reason

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve

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23 December, 2016 at 9:28 am #1012281

Arc en

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas lunch ?

Twerky

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