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@forumhostpb wrote:
In which case Dawny, you are hereby declared to be living in a Chav free zone. Well done !
:D :lol:
It’s chavvy, I couldn’t resist though and it sums up my feelings on xmas commercialisation :wink:
Coloured lights – Chavvy ….. but not flashing less so.
However, “Bah Humbug” as a Christmas statement implies a knowledge of Charles Dickens and is therefore definitely NOT Chavvy.
Well done Quiet Man and welcome to the world of non commercial and non Chavvy Christmas.
It costs £14.99 at B & Q but was too big for my little window :?
*Wonders if a Chav’ santa wears bling, and clutches at a Burberry Sack*..
(All presents concealed within are nicked of course)..His sleigh has a Dixie Horn.. His leading Reindeer is called Dave.. Bo ll ox to the Mince pie and sherry.. A can of carling and a Steak and Kidney pie would suffice.. He climbs through your window, and not down the chimney.. HoHoHo? More like Wassssssuuuppp…
Oh, and his main Elf is on Probation.. :D
Great idea WooHoo …. you could make an absolute fortune out of this you know.
An inflatable Chav Santa, suitably attired with the latest Chav accessories, and fitted with flashing coloured lights and mounting brackets so that it can be hung externally from the windows of a tower block or council house.
We’d have to think of an inappropriate name for it though – Father Christmas is far too normal.
Maybe we could persuade Martin to start up another section of JustChat – and call it JustChav. It could have a whole range of Chavvy accessories for every festive occasion. Think of the marketing possibilities ….. the mind boggles!!!
I found this depiction of a Chavvy Christmas scene:
….. and whilst searching Google images – here is a typical Chavvy light installation …… maybe somewhere near YOU !!!
…… or more Chavvy still >>>>>>>
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