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17 September, 2009 at 12:43 pm #13644
Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I’d been ‘computering’,
And I had to answer ‘yes.’He said get off your big fat bum
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up….
The smudges off my mouse.I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick…
I was just admiring my work.
I didn’t mean to ‘click.’But click, I did, and oops I found
A really absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it.
I was into it all night.Nothing’s changed except my mouse
It’s very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess…
While I sit here on my behindy.19 September, 2009 at 10:01 pm #415664@jen_jen wrote:
Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I’d been ‘wan kin’,
And I had to answer ‘yes.’He said get off your big fat bum
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up….
And left my tiny mouse.I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick…
I was just admiring my work.
And forgot about my di ck.’But click, I did, and oops I found
A really absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it.
I knew it wasn’t right.Nothing’s changed except my mouse
It’s very, very limp.
I guess my house will stay a mess…
While I sit here in my gimp.20 September, 2009 at 8:27 am #415665@woohoo wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I’d been ‘wan kin’,
And I had to answer ‘yes.’He said get off your big fat bum
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up….
And left my tiny mouse.I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick…
I was just admiring my work.
And forgot about my di ck.’But click, I did, and oops I found
A really absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it.
I knew it wasn’t right.Nothing’s changed except my mouse
It’s very, very limp.
I guess my house will stay a mess…
While I sit here in my gimp.Pmsl @Woo hoo only you could do that :lol: :lol:
*walks off shaking head & laughin*
20 September, 2009 at 9:29 am #415666Indeed :lol:
me too :lol: :lol: :lol:
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