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    Get with the programme Mary..we closed the show last night. Sorry you didn’t appreciate my offer of free tickets. Oh..and if you didn’t get the humour in my remark…it’s because I wasn’t trying to be funny. I remember in the thread about filthy hospitals we shared gory tales of the conditions we found there. You mentioned that you were a cleaner Mary. Now I don’t expect you to clean down the boards and scrub down the threads..so why would you expect me to be cracking jokes and turning cartwheels? I don’t have a nose that lights up or a whirly bow tie. I’m just here to exchange points of view and…like yourself and others..to chew the fat and put the world to rights.

    #240541

    @gyps wrote:

    In all honesty, if the comedy thing fails, you could always sell your body!! 8)

    To medical research …

    #240542

    I already tried..but until they up the offer from fifty-pee..I’m a-holding onto it :lol:

    #240543

    @catz wrote:

    @gyps wrote:

    In all honesty, if the comedy thing fails, you could always sell your body!! 8)

    To medical research …

    I am quite willing to perform the research…. 8)

    #240544

    Finders keepers Gyps :(

    #240545

    @esmeralda wrote:

    Finders keepers Gyps :(

    Finders keepers re what Esme?

    :shock:

    #240546

    @esmeralda wrote:

    Get with the programme Mary..we closed the show last night. Sorry you didn’t appreciate my offer of free tickets. Oh..and if you didn’t get the humour in my remark…it’s because I wasn’t trying to be funny. I remember in the thread about filthy hospitals we shared gory tales of the conditions we found there. You mentioned that you were a cleaner Mary. Now I don’t expect you to clean down the boards and scrub down the threads..so why would you expect me to be cracking jokes and turning cartwheels? I don’t have a nose that lights up or a whirly bow tie. I’m just here to exchange points of view and…like yourself and others..to chew the fat and put the world to rights.

    reading this sounds as if one has their knickers in a twist… my take on the boards… just words on a screen…. nowt more nowt less…. take with a doZe of salt, and never let get under ones’ skin… as it aint * real life *…. never understand how folks take these boards with seriousness…. makes ones’ mind boggle…

    #240547

    People are strange :shock:

    #240548

    @geoff wrote:

    Memo to Stephen… :wink:

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    …. take with a doZe of salt, and never let get under ones’ skin… as it aint * real life *…. never understand how folks take these boards with seriousness…. makes ones’ mind boggle…

    I think I may be accused of bullying/stalking/using ones name in vain/paranoia/persecution/farting without permission/walking on the cracks in the pavement/etc, etc… :lol:

    well whats new there eh…. i tell ya… the boards just aint the same, i rem when it was all classed as humour… chewin the fat… havin a bit of banter…. but like life… just too many folks with one way of seein things….

    #240549

    @geoff wrote:

    We have Supersteve, cleaning up the threads of JC! And he wears his y-fronts outside his tights too… :lol:

    who’s supersteve…. i must really take a better intrest in the threads, but as u know if been fairly dire…. so hense y i aint aboot as much,

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