Dear JC

Dear J,
Thank you for your prompt reply. Your perspective on my problem is interesting and helps me see things in a new light. However there are some aspects that I would like to explore further. Where can I find the number for the help lines please?

Yours innocently,
Jen

@kent f OBE wrote:

:shock: @ charleten

:lol:

but, such a beautiful one :)

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

:shock: @ charleten

:lol:

but, such a beautiful one :)

Smoothy :roll: :lol:

One tries ones best at smooth and one bags a Camilla.

So one tries a little roughness instead, but underneath is that soft gentleness that brings out the mothering instinct innate in the female. Right now one is dating a lady gorilla one met at Whipsnade Speed Dating Night, she just turned up on the offchance looking for Big Ears and one was the next best thing, so to speak.

Funnily enough she reminds one of Camilla in so many ways.

@pete wrote:

The bitch is two timing me I knew it…. never fall for a gorilla my mother told me.. she was right

Camilla has a habit of infidelity Pete, sorry to say.

@woohoo wrote:

Dear Justchat..

I Bought Myself A New Jacket – A Red One To Be Precise..

Well.. Mumsy Asked Me To Take Some Macaroons To My Grandad.. I Didn’t Fancy Catching The Bus, I Decided To Walk.

As I Was Walking Through The Lane, I heard A Rustle Behind The Trees.

“Who’s There?” I Asked.. There Was No Reply..

A Few Seconds Later, I Heard More Rustling.. “Who’s There?” I Asked Again..
With That, I Couldn’t Believe It.. A Wolf Appeared, And Had A Go At Me.. “Look Ew Fu C King Idiot”, He Said, I Am Trying To Have A S h i t, Innit”..

Dear King Idiot

I am afraid red is just not your lucky colour.

Try beige.

Yours incongrously

J