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(apologies in advance) :lol:
How does an Essex girl turn the lights off after sex? She closes the car door.
What makes an Essex girl eyes light up? Shining a torch in her ear.
What did the Essex girl say after the doctor told her she was pregnant? “Is it mine?”
How many Essex girls does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Five, One to stir the mixture and four to peel the smarties.
What is the mating call of an Essex girl? “I’m so drunk”
What’s and Essex girls favourite wine? Oh, go on, tak emt to Lakeside please please please, go on.
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