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  • 16 January, 2006 at 6:24 pm #2508

    Made up name

    http://thedeathpsychic.com/

    “Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.”

    16 January, 2006 at 6:32 pm #182816

    Robyn

    A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench.

    :shock: I’ll stay outta the hardware stores.

    16 January, 2006 at 6:44 pm #182817

    Made up name

    @robyn wrote:

    A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench.

    cool 8)

    16 January, 2006 at 6:48 pm #182818

    geordiebird

    While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor’s blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    16 January, 2006 at 6:49 pm #182819

    nismo

    While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death

    Oooh eeeer won’t be having one of those installed in my house LOL :shock: :lol:

    16 January, 2006 at 6:55 pm #182820

    Made up name

    @geordiebird wrote:

    While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor’s blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    =D> 7/10

    16 January, 2006 at 6:56 pm #182821

    Made up name

    @nismo wrote:

    While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death

    Oooh eeeer won’t be having one of those installed in my house LOL :shock: :lol:

    I can go one better.

    Don’t get married =D>

    16 January, 2006 at 6:59 pm #182822

    nismo

    @Made up name wrote:

    @nismo wrote:

    While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death

    Oooh eeeer won’t be having one of those installed in my house LOL :shock: :lol:

    I can go one better.

    Don’t get married =D>

    I might not have any choice in that option LOL :lol:

    16 January, 2006 at 7:01 pm #182823

    PATS

    While in a parking lot, you accidentally get into a car which looks like yours, but isn’t. Unfortunately, the car is rigged with a bomb, and you suffer an explosive death intended for someone else.
    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    16 January, 2006 at 7:14 pm #182824

    Lou-Lou

    While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.

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