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Foot in Mouth isnt that Wales oh no thats C o ck in sheep innit :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
just got back from my littleuns school carol concert. last week my mate asked me to download some rude christmas carols ready for there xmas party at home. u know the sort. :oops:
anyway there we are sittin in the front row………kids stand up and start singin frosty the snowman. so i look at me mate an say……..u thinkin what i’m thinkin. nxt thing we both crease up…………….both husbands glarin at us. by the end of the song i was in tears an my mate looked like she was avin a asthma atack. when they got to when santa got stuck up the chimney…….my mate ad practically eaten the plastic cup her drink was in..an i was reelin from the dig in the ribs off my hubby.on way out headmaster asked if we had enjoyed it an i answered in all honesty was best half hours entertainment i’d had in weeks. :oops: :oops: :D :D :lol:@pats wrote:
just got back from my littleuns school carol concert. last week my mate asked me to download some rude christmas carols ready for there xmas party at home. u know the sort. :oops:
anyway there we are sittin in the front row………kids stand up and start singin frosty the snowman. so i look at me mate an say……..u thinkin what i’m thinkin. nxt thing we both crease up…………….both husbands glarin at us. by the end of the song i was in tears an my mate looked like she was avin a asthma atack. when they got to when santa got stuck up the chimney…….my mate ad practically eaten the plastic cup her drink was in..an i was reelin from the dig in the ribs off my hubby.on way out headmaster asked if we had enjoyed it an i answered in all honesty was best half hours entertainment i’d had in weeks. :oops: :oops: :D :D :lol:
Pats you wicked mare lol, between you n sunny with her crimbo dinner, im creased up :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:“A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FOOT”
@tommy-toxen wrote:
But then the cum splashes all over your lips.
No no no, it’s best to keep your mouth open in the long run.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
@minim wrote:
@tommy-toxen wrote:
But then the cum splashes all over your lips.
No no no, it’s best to keep your mouth open in the long run.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Carnt beat a bit of toe sucking mim come to moma il show ya lol :wink: :wink:Now who’s sucking toe is that?????
*shrugs and goes to Moma Sunny anyway :twisted: :twisted: *
puts his size twelves in it again
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :roll: 8)I got “A” levels in foot in mouth… :evil:
Ive just spent a week at the Lakeside World Darts Finals and after the first session me and my mates went to a nearby hotel to get even more pissed than we already were.
I got talking to some Dutch woman in the lounge (like u do) and after a bit of general chit chat I asked her which player she was supporting.
She replied “Co Stompe” (to the uninitiated he is a top Dutch darts player not renound for his good looks :D ).
I burst out into hysterical laughter asking how she could support somebody so ugly… :lol:
I should have known summet was wrong when all my mates sloaped off to the other end of the room smirking but in my drunken state it just didnt click.
I then took the bull by the horns and said I wouldnt mind having my photo taken with him just to enhance my own looks…… :lol:How the fook was I supposed to know it was Co Stompes “WIFE” I was talking to…… :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Needless to say my mates where rolling on the floor in histerical laughter as she stormed off out of the bar….. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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