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  • 16 October, 2013 at 10:35 pm #520539

    sceptical guy

    or just catch it with your fingers, and watch it crawl all over your hand before dropping it on the floor and letting it go where it will…

    what’s that cold creepy feeling on your bare leg?

    17 October, 2013 at 12:23 pm #520540

    Irish_Lucy

    @cath 55 wrote:

    http://www.cn-ice.com/bug-buster-spider-insect-vacuum-battery-operated-p-2335.html?gclid=CPXRk9zpkLoCFZMbtAodCyQAUA&zenid=64004e836186fa0b86e0f486ed0879a6

    thats for a catch and releise system – no fecking way.

    get one of those tennis racket things that electrocutes and kills the feckers.

    18 October, 2013 at 7:25 pm #520541

    Trapper

    Its just a spider man up ffs :twisted:

    20 October, 2013 at 10:13 am #520542

    sceptical guy

    to me, the worst spiders (in this country anyway) are those which are really hairy, you know the ones with hairs which are spiky, and which crawl sideways…

    they’re not black as much as sickly yellow with black stripes..

    and when you step on them there is a very audible squelch, a nasty squelch, like you’ve stepped in a nasty syrup which is going to be hard to get off…

    I guess they’re a sort of spider equivalent of gingers

    20 October, 2013 at 1:59 pm #520543

    rogue trader

    i just dont get all this bad press about spiders?

    for one,they are the cleanest insects in the world
    you will always find them in the bath

    and 2,they are also the cleverest

    i know a lot of spiders with their own web sites.

    20 October, 2013 at 5:37 pm #520544

    Trapper

    21 October, 2013 at 5:51 am #520545

    sceptical guy

    God, imagine lying peacefully, soaking naked in the bath, relaxing after a hard day, letting your cares drift away

    when suddenly you see one of those f*ckers, half covered in soap suds, advancing towards you!

    Worse, imagine it advancing pretty quickly!!

    Christ!!! what of the little colony it’s been fathering down deep in the cistern, guarded by mummy, kept warm by you in your bathtub. Try some of Martin’s Green compassion, then.

    Yea and there shall come a time when the earth will be covered with creepy-crawly things, and all manner of nasty little beasts

    21 October, 2013 at 8:35 am #520546

    Trapper

    @sceptical guy wrote:

    Yea and there shall come a time when the earth will be covered with creepy-crawly things, and all manner of nasty little beasts

    In other words humans

    21 October, 2013 at 9:57 am #520547

    rogue trader

    I was wondering if we could have a spider song top ten on?
    I would usually put the song on,but my comps playing up
    so I will just type it instead

    10,boris the spider the who.

    21 October, 2013 at 12:17 pm #520548

    sceptical guy

    @rogue trader wrote:

    I was wondering if we could have a spider song top ten on?
    I would usually put the song on,but my comps playing up
    so I will just type it instead

    10,boris the spider the who.

    see post #3 on p.1

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