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PB i think ur mixin up sex with your Incontinents’…. lol
No I’m not. Agreed both can be a bit messy , but I remember the sex thing quite well.
It’s where you stick it in and wiggle it about a bit isn’t it?
BTW – as you get older you run out of people to think about !!! (the men will know what I mean :lol: )
@forumhostpb wrote:
With sex there’s always bloody problems.
I would have thought a man of your advanced years would have overcome that one by now, PB :wink: :wink:
@spanish wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
With sex there’s always bloody problems.
I would have thought a man of your advanced years would have overcome that one by now, PB :wink: :wink:
I wish !!! Damned Viagra stops me from putting my trousers on properly for a while. The hot water is always bloody cold just when you don’t need it to be. You miss all the decent programmes on the TV. It costs a fortune in aspirins for her headaches. The list just goes on and on.
Who need this sex stuff – give me a nice warm cardigan and a cup of cocoa every time.
@forumhostpb wrote:
Who need this sex stuff – give me a nice warm cardigan and a cup of cocoa every time.
And the cocoa last longer doesnt it PB :wink: :wink:
It lasts much longer (I can make one last for three whole minutes); it’s hotter; and it’s a damned sight more satisfying.
Oh and it doesn’t make nasty marks on the sheets either.
Oh and I can watch my favourite programmes on TV or read the paper whilst drinking it.
Yes…. give me cocoa every time – better that that sex stuff any day.
That’s simply not possible !!!
ugo spikes jigsy`s drink with a date rape drug gets in his sports car runs over jigsy now she F*cked aswell !!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :x
@forumhostpb wrote:
Yes…. give me cocoa every time – better that that sex stuff any day.
Wan.king works better for me :D :oops: :oops:
@spanish wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Yes…. give me cocoa every time – better that that sex stuff any day.
Wan.king works better for me :D :oops: :oops:
I’ve never been to China.
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