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Bloke walks into a brothel and says “I’m a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?”
The Madam replies £37.50
He replies “WOW, what do I get for that?”
She says “An ENGLAND football shirt”@susieq wrote:
Bloke walks into a brothel and says “I’m a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?”
The Madam replies £37.50
He replies “WOW, what do I get for that?”
She says “An ENGLAND football shirt”:lol:
Can someone look up what drugs cause extreme paranoid behaviour and compulsive lying please :lol: (if I don’t get a response I wil ask the the Google Queen Fay)
:lol:@kent f OBE wrote:
Can someone look up what drugs cause extreme paranoid behaviour and compulsive lying please :lol: (if I don’t get a response I wil ask the the Google Queen Fay)
:lol:plain old weed does all that kenty
the day my son quit was the best day ever@kent f OBE wrote:
Can someone look up what drugs cause extreme paranoid behaviour and compulsive lying please :lol: (if I don’t get a response I wil ask the the Google Queen Fay)
:lol:simple kenty . . . no drugs just JC :lol: :lol:
@thin ice wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
Can someone look up what drugs cause extreme paranoid behaviour and compulsive lying please :lol: (if I don’t get a response I wil ask the the Google Queen Fay)
:lol:plain old weed does all that kenty
the day my son quit was the best day everyes weed, ecstacy ( the drug not the feeling :lol: ) and simple depression are the main causes
Ok thanks :lol: nope still don’t feel like being synpathetic :lol:
@kent f OBE wrote:
Ok thanks :lol: nope still don’t feel like being synpathetic :lol:
:lol: :lol:
By the way………I was enquiring for a “friend” :lol:
Judge to Child: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
…Child: No
Judge: Why not?
Child: He beats me too.
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Child: England Team
Judge: WHY??
Child: They never f uckin beat anyone!
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