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I aint too keen on what she’s got in her hand hope she aint after me sprouts :shock:
@pete wrote:
I aint too keen on what she’s got in her hand hope she aint after me sprouts :shock:
She certainly was, Pete, and very tasty they were too as you can see by the happy gaping ars…er smiling faces around the dinner table.
Wonder if theres any designer vaginas amongst them
@esmeralda wrote:
Pete takes Tommy Cockernee’s missus on a guided tour of his boots..
Im so glad you put footwear on them, thorns are tricky buggers to remove.
@pete wrote:
Wonder if theres any designer vaginas amongst them
Well..counting Charlie, Alan and Tommy..there is at least one c**t and a couple of knobs!
@sharongooner wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
Pete takes Tommy Cockernee’s missus on a guided tour of his boots..
Im so glad you put footwear on them, thorns are tricky buggers to remove.
especially one in the eye
@pete wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
Pete takes Tommy Cockernee’s missus on a guided tour of his boots..
Im so glad you put footwear on them, thorns are tricky buggers to remove.
especially one in the eye
Japs ……..eye …….?
well yeah that was the joke thanks for pointing that out
After a lengthy spraying with chemical phosphates and a daily dousing with sorbitol powder..Alan has at last cleared up the nasty bout of Boll Weevil on his ornamental grasses – although the crabs near his fundamental orifice may take a few weeks longer to eradicate..
New mowers in da house
The Flymo Vision Compact 380 Hover Mower is great easy to use hover mower from Flymo. Floating on a cushion of air it will cut easily in any direction and comes with a unique and easy to empty central grassbox which collects and compacts more grass for less emptying. Also with Vision window so you can see when the grass box needs emptying and ‘easireel’ tangle free cable storage.
Technical Specification for the Flymo Compact 300 Hover Mower:
Electric 1700W motor
Cutting width: 38cm
Cutting heights: 4 (12-32)mm
Cutting system: Metal blade
Collection capacity: 40 Ltr
Easy to empty grass box
Cable length: 15 metre
easireel cable storage
Weight: 13Kg
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