Happy Birthday In Absentia Sgt. Pepper

Hope you are having a good one and been keeping well clear of the wendy’s :lol: (irish men lose their sexability when fat) :lol:

Well, I’m back.. and in one piece (albeit rather glued together) :wink:

Big thanks to you all for the lovely birthday messages and holiday wishes :) .. and of course special gratitude to the delicious Esme for starting the ball rolling :P xx

As for the creatures who neglected to submit sufficient salutatory salvos, I shall come and hairdry you all to death – :twisted: – I have the technology 8)
Behold.. Tis Pepper.. Returned from the New World (where I briefly sported the moniker Jalapeno) . Conqueror of no less than THREE hurricanes (it rained for one day) ,Uber Tanned, Uber Buffeted (the all you can eat breakfasts were awesome), Uber Uber (sorry Pete :? )..

Right then.. what news in my absence? Be thorough, yet concise please.

Well?

:)

@*Sian wrote:

Welcome back to this lovely place, I bet you’ve missed it :wink:

Everything is the same, arguing, fat people, liars, cheats, sex, scandle and video tape.

Glad you had a good time, can I see your white bits?

:lol:

I’ll have the fat people, the sex and the videotape please Sianny :P

As for the white bits :-k .. you of all people should know they must be removed before having some Pepper :wink:

Thanks for the wb :) xx

@*Sian wrote:

Hehe! How do you remove white bits? :lol:

Hmm… :-k

Slowly, yet effectively (and with as little use of the teeth) as possible :P

:lol:

Are we talking the bird or the baddies from The Man From U.N.C.L.E.?