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  • #1119158

    I am clearly raging Morg melon head, that’s why I keep typing “catch AIDS” rather than HIV (which is the infectious bit). Oh wait that could only be one person, yes you melon head.

    :yahoo:

    You can’t catch aids it transforms from h i v Gerry :yahoo:

    But you being the ultimate smart bottom knew that already ;-)

    #1119159

    Ge

    Yes, I told you that yesterday Melon head. Thankfully you took it on board.

     

     

    ;-)

    #1119160

    Yes, I told you that yesterday Melon head. Thankfully you took it on board.

    ;-)

    The Beach Boys ~ Surfin' Safari (1962)
    Play The Beach Boys ~ Surfin' Safari (1962)Play The Beach Boys ~ Surfin' Safari (1962)
    2:08
    Lyrics
    <p class=”b_paractl”>Let’s go surfin’ now
    Everybody’s learning how
    Come on and safari with me
    (Come on and safari with)</p>
    <p class=”b_paractl”>Early in the morning we’ll be startin’ out
    Some honeys will be coming along
    We’re loading up our woody
    With our boards inside
    And headin’ out singing our song</p>
    <p class=”b_paractl”>Come on (surfin’) baby wait and see (surfin’ safari)
    Yes I’m gonna (surfin’) take you surfin’ (surfin’ safari) with me
    Come along (surfin’) baby wait and see (surfin’ safari)
    Yes I’m gonna (surfin’) take you surfin’ (surfin’ safari) with me</p>
    <p class=”b_paractl”>Let’s go surfin’ now
    Everybody’s learning how
    Come on and safari with me
    (Come on and safari with)</p>
    <p class=”b_paractl”>At Huntington and Malibu
    They’re shooting the pier
    At Rincon they’re walking the nose
    We’re going on safari to the islands this year
    So if you’re coming get ready to go</p>
    <p class=”b_paractl”>Come on (surfin’) baby wait and see (surfin’ safari)
    Yes I’m gonna (surfin’) take you surfin’ (surfin’ safari) with me
    Come along (surfin’) baby wait and see (surfin’ safari)
    Yeah I’m gonna (surfin’) take you surfin’ (surfin’ safari) with me</p>
    <p class=”b_paractl”>Let’s go surfin’ now
    Everybody’s learning how
    Come on and safari with me
    (Come on and safari with)</p>
    <p class=”b_paractl”>They’re anglin’ in laguna in Cerro Azul
    They’re kicking out in Dohini too
    I tell you surfing’s mighty wild
    It’s getting bigger every day
    From Hawaii to the shores of Peru</p>
    <p class=”b_paractl”>Come on (surfin’) baby wait and see (surfin’ safari)
    Yes I’m gonna (surfin’) take you surfin’ (surfin’ safari) with me
    Come along (surfin’) baby wait and see (surfin’ safari)
    Yes I’m gonna (surfin’) take you surfin’ (surfin’ safari) with me</p>
    <p class=”b_paractl”>Let’s go surfin’ now
    Everybody’s learning how
    Come on and safari with me
    (Come on and safari with)</p>
    <p class=”b_paractl”>Surfin’ safari (with me)
    Surfin’ safari (with me)
    Surfin’ safari (with me)
    Surfin’ safari (with me)
    Surfin’ safari (with me)</p>

    #1119161

    Was hoping this is Gerry on the surfboard below, but as his ole knee is playing up,  and he has a pace maker now, ( no not me an actual real pace maker ) :whistle:

    Image result for funny animated pictures of people on surfboards

    Although we do have a picture of the real Gerry below :yahoo:

    See the source image

     

    #1119163
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMChBJZUDK8
    #1119169

    Gerry sadowitz tells me to get on board, and he ends up doing this nice one ole boy x

    See the source image

    Do make sure you get a waterproof pace maker the next time ole boy x

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    #1119171

    Ge

    Do make sure you get a waterproof pace maker the next time ole boy x

    Yes lol, definitely Morg melon head and a typical David line. The wimpering baboon really does think ‘pacemakers’ are not waterproof.

     

    Ha Ha Ha.

     

    :whistle:

     

     

    #1119173

    Do make sure you get a waterproof pace maker the next time ole boy x

    Yes lol, definitely Morg melon head and a typical David line. The wimpering baboon really does think ‘pacemakers’ are not waterproof.

    Ha Ha Ha.

    :whistle:

    Okay we have established your pace maker is waterproof :good:

    #1119174

    The First Six Weeks

    According to the Cleveland Clinic, after you are fitted with a pacemaker, your surgical site needs to be kept clean and dry, with a shower being allowed five days post-surgery. For the six weeks immediately after the implantation, you should not lift anything weighing more than 10 lbs. You might not be able to enter or exit a pool without placing a dangerous amount of weight on your arms. The Cleveland Clinic recommends avoiding swimming during the six weeks immediately following your surgery.

    The First Three Months

    During the first three months after you have a pacemaker implanted, you should not engage in any activity that will stress the implantation site. This includes exercises that require stretching your arm over your head, which means some swim strokes are prohibited. After this three month period, only swim strokes that could damage the pacemaker are prohibited, such as the butterfly stroke.

    Swimmers Living With a Pacemaker

    While most swim strokes will be acceptable after a suitable recovery period, the butterfly stroke could potentially damage your pacemaker wires. The motion involved in this stroke may cause what is known as a “clavicular pinch,” where the wires of the pacemaker are compressed between your rib and collarbone. The life of your pacemaker battery will depend on your level of activity, and if you are a strong swimmer who puts in a lot of pool time, you may need to get your pacemaker checked more regularly to determine battery life.

    Consideration

    Swimmers should start slowly and increase exercise intensity gradually. Many pacemakers can adjust heart rate to accommodate intense physical activity, but your device could also need to be adjusted by your health care professional. Follow your doctor’s advice as you ease back into your swimming routine after getting your pacemaker.

    Gerry and the pacemakers

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOXwzvk1WTc  

    Must have been a uphill struggle for you ole chum my condolences  B-)

    • This reply was modified 4 years, 9 months ago by  Scorpion.
    #1119175

    Ge

    Okay we have established your pace maker is waterproof :good:

    “Okay we have established all pacemakers are waterproof”

     

    There fixed it for you melon head.

     

    You make me smile Morg melon head, your fanclub who constantly whine about “trolls” and “abusers” in the room appear to be totally oblivious that is in fact you and only you who does it.

     

    Now that is funny especially compared to your shit threads and posts isn’t it?

     

    B-)

     

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