I will survive!!

hee hee hee..ooooh my!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
But I’d spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you’ve bought me a French fry, I
should have known that it was bull5h1t, Just a sad pathetic
dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those
jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren’t
you a prat to think I wouldn’t catch you out, Don’t you know
we’re only joking when we say size doesn’t count.

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud, But to
hell with all your ego’s and to hell with all your needs, Now I’m
saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren’t
you a prat to think I wouldn’t catch you out, Don’t you know we’re only joking when we say size doesn’t count.