If I Was Dave the Rave

Now in the interests of fairness here he can’t plaster his life all over here, he hasn’t got one, apart from imagining he looks in his twenties and stalking Tesco employees.

@gazlan wrote:

I am a single man, i have been blessed with young looks despite being middle aged i have the physique and looks of someone in their twenties….All completely natural…

I blame the camera :lol:

Yes i have been told twenties…….who am i to argue ? :lol:

Of course, i can only ever dream of looking this good v v v v v

My chin might be a prominant feature, at least i only have one…. How many you got now pete lol… :lol:

BTW telling your self you look in your twenties doesn’t count :lol:

Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
Believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
Requires excessive admiration
Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

SPOT THE GAZLAN :lol: