immigrants

A “Romanian Immigrant” goes for a job on board a cruise ship. “Have you any experience?,” asked the Captain. “No but I’m honest,” replied the Immigrant.
“Good enough, you’re hired.” Three weeks later the Immigrant is mopping the deck when a huge wave knocks him overboard and out to sea.
Seeing this the first mate runs up to the Captain. “You know that “Romanian Immigrant” you hired, the honest one?
Yes says the Captain…
Well he’s just swam off with the mop!”