internet life

jooly took the stage and made us all glad
trapps got the grump and said we was all sad
tommy got banned and pb said he was bad
mystery girl got naughty and so she got spanked

Bert coloured in the ladies and said goodbye
rainny showed her sweetness and then we almost cried
berty came back but he didn’t know why
gemz got cold feet and said she doesn’t want to be a wife

times we laugh, times we joke
but someone always has to have a poke
why do this, why say that
you can’t spell
that’s makes you sad

kenty once smiled as andy got his wicked way
griff got excited and thought soulie was gay
blonde stayed in msn and wondered what to say
marty called everyone a c*nt then he went away

in the real world its not the same
I am different, I have a name
you don’t know me
I don’t know you
we talk through walls
without getting through

beeker loved himself and smiled at his screen
volskie looked on before hearing a scream
gg showed his picture which nobody ever believed
os was away in the army while doing his good deed

Dee got confused and thought people where blind
temptress went and played to see what she could find
ant got a boner then hid inside
foxy got pregnant and had a good ride

take a chill, take a walk
leave your room its getting dark
you need to sleep
its no good
for it will keep
you know it should
take a rest, take a month
leave your life its getting tough
come online
its not real enough

lucky met chaz and got married in the sun
owen linked his websites but none of them where fun
dagger got funny and nearly made us sigh
geordiebird went out and met a special guy

pete went away and then he came back
giggles shared her smile and we all laughed
cas wanted to argue so we all got in a fight
catz stood up and wondered why we all had no life

what’s the point in falling out
life’s to sure
what’s it all about
you said this
you said that
for Christ sake girl
I was having a laugh

sian got horny and waited for her lover
aaron ade starting singing and it lasted forever
lucks got her date but was cancelled by bad weather
ritzy went away to be the loving mother

dizzybrunette came back on by
foxy whispz got crazy and I think she was bi
kissing all the girls, including beth on the side
willow got quiet but we knew she was fine

time goes quick
time goes slow
you think we’re thick
yet you don’t know
you know me well?
you seen my pic?
yeah you don’t know me well
you make me sick
move on now
don’t stand in the dark
show your face
it will be a start