Inventions

@bon bon wrote:

I’ve just had a brilliant idea

Plastic privet hedges

for people who dont like fences but hate cutting the hedge

(guess what I’m spending Sunday doing)

any more ideas????

think its already been done lol along with plastic grass, (not the sort you smoke either ;) ) you can buy it from homebase fresh off the roll and it has a ten year guarantee!!!! expensive i suppose but when you think of all the time you spend cutting and feeding the lawn and all the strimmer wire (grrrrrrrrrr) you use i suppose in the long run it pays for itself lol :D

@bon bon wrote:

bugga :?

Oh well
what about a hedge trimmer that cuts out after 10 mins so you can post on JC message boards and then buzzes after 15 mins so you can resume

dunt thing they sell them bon bon, maybe you could suggest it? :lol: :wink:

@chickenman wrote:

Teflon coated toilets to stop skiddys, why stop at toilets underpants as well !

How will ya know ya undies need changin tho??…..they wont stick to the wall :?

Remember ….. i don’t foookin care

I want a hangover cure!Instant one at that! :twisted:

I couldn’t shaz, not a chance :-… Not felt well all day