isn’t this just so true!

Little Peter goes to his father and asks “What is politics?”

His father says “Let me try to explain it this way. I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Mummy is the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we’ll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense.”

So little Peter goes off to bed thinking about what his father has said.

Later that night, little Peter hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room, only to find that his nappy is very soiled.

So he goes to his parents’ room, where he finds Mum sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, little Peter says to his father “Dad, I think I understand what politics is now.”

“Good, son. Now tell me in your own words then what politics is.”

Little Peter replies “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t.”