It's Just Another Day

It’s just another day…. (An extract from Laura’s secret online dating diary)

18 men want to visit my vagina
one’s a bus driver,
I’d best keep my legs closed
or he wont ever see his bus again.

One’s messaged me with OMG
what a load of balls,
a nice coloured gentleman
a few that look like serial killers.

One wants to meet me for a ‘coffee’
I just said no – I don’t know you,
a 53 year old thinks I’m ‘beautiful’
he aint seen the forehead.

One’s 25 years old
what a joker,
he wants to shag his mother?
cos i could be his mother yuck.

And one’s offering to fix me car
they’re all freaks,
apparently I look ‘fantastic”
that’s what Phil thinks anyway,
It’s just another day.

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