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@(f)politics? wrote:
hmmmm :? trying to make up my mind if that was a slur or a compliment :D either way im still smiling lol :D
I am drunk, so it’s possibly a slur and a compliment :lol: :wink:
@The Observer wrote:
@(f)politics? wrote:
hmmmm :? trying to make up my mind if that was a slur or a compliment :D either way im still smiling lol :D
I am drunk, so it’s possibly a slur and a compliment :lol: :wink:
well ever the optimist i’ll ignore the former and take the latter lol :wink:
:oops: I thought my ditty was funny :oops:
Er…… i was wondering what role a bricklayer’s secretary would perform.
I’ve never heard of a bricklayer having a secretary. Still I guess they need one to deal with their correspondence etc whilst they lay the bricks, and open all their mail for them so that the letters don’t get covered in cement.
Mind you if a bricklayer did actually have a secretary, it would be OK for him to shag her on the scaffolding – but NOT for the hod carrier to do it. There have to be SOME privileges of rank you know.
@Lambrini Girl wrote:
@pete wrote:
he shouldnt be sacked because of it it doesnt prevent him doing his job properly ….
According to the papers today, it’s not one now, but three .. And possibly more.
The trouble with according to the papers is : how much of that is true
and secondly i’ll put my hands up to having an affair with him too if they gonna pay me £250,000 for the scoop
and all his jags are well comfy lol mmm that leather interior lol :DAccording to the papers today, it’s not one now, but three .. And possibly more.
Phone still aint rung !!! :x ok i’ll take £200,000 lol
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Its all about trust…………and who really trusts a politician anyway …….
Quote:@pikey wrote:
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lmfao @ Pikey….
ere when I 1st heard aboot it…. JMMOG… my skin crawled over… lol the thought….
but what baffles me mair….. is the woman actually admittin to that openly… id burried me heid in dire shame…. and start drinkin again… as me thinks that would have had to played a HUGE part of it…. but imagine to be graphicly describe as a Chipolata Sausage… the mair man i bet he disnae get it up anymore… lol
instead of a song called….. Ohhh I know a song that will get on ur nerves… get on ur nerves….
would be….
Ohhhhh I tried to shag John P… but his chipolata widnae preform… widnae perform…
the thoughts flashin back… to big JP in his thong…. his thong…. although his wild antics had me reachin for a bong… a bong…. as the site of his Chippy hidin in the thong… thong….Glory Glory… JP takes it the Ar5e…. Glory Glory JP takes it up the Ar5e….
lmfao soz got abit carried away lol
as for bein paid £250,000. to sell the story…. id rather be skint than HUMILATED into folks known the thought even entered me heid…
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