Journey into the unknown….or somewhere Nrth of Watford Gap

Subtitled….”the creature from the black lagoon”.

As large numbers of JC regulars have already decided that I have had intimate carnal knowledge of a certain person you all love to hate, I have decided to go and find out what all the flipping fuss is about.. and I’m going this weekend.

I have had a new hairdo, complete with beads, ribbons and plaits. Been to a tanning salon and had a particularly lovely shade of orange applied all over. Shaved my legs and upper lip and had my nostril and ear hairs waxed.

I’ve bought a shed load of condoms. I bought varying sizes with extra packets of the largest size, because I am an optimistic kind of girl, and I got some ribbed for pleasure too. There is a fascinating array of them these days, it took me ages to choose.

I also bought a very large bottle of vodka, because judging by some of the descriptions of him on these boards, I may need to be completely sozzled if he is a cross between Jimmy Nail, Cyrano de Bergerac and Jimmy Durante.

In true JC tradition, I will take as many photographs of his winkle as I can without him noticing, to post here.

I am taking Don Quixote with me to read in case I get bored and I have been thinking of taking a CD of music with me. I need suggestions for the pre, during and post copulation phases please. If you give me your suggestions before Thursday, I can make a compilation CD to take with me, then at least I can sing along to the songs.