Kanga Retires

Gonna miss you big time fart face :(

Take care and love to Jen xxxx

Here’s to KangaWallaFox
For lacing on a boot
Some times he plays it rugged
Some times he plays it cute

When he’s carving through the backline
Like a stradbroke Island shark
There’s glue on all his fingers
He’s the emperor of Lang Park

And when the blues come up here
To try and make a show
They’ll go back scratching their heads
Saying which way did he go?

Oh U’ve been a wild kanga this many a year,
And U’ve spent all UR money on whiskey and beer;
But now U’r returning with gold in great store,
And u’ll never shall play the wild kanga no more.
No! No! never; never no more;
U’ll never shall play the wild kanga no more!

U dropt into a shanty U used to frequent,
And u told the land-lady ur money was spent;
U asked her for credit she answered u “Nay!
Such a custom as yours I can get every day.”
So it’s no, no, never; never no more;
U never shall play the wild Kanga no more!

Then U drew from ur pocket ten sovereigns bright
And the landlady’s eyes opened wide with delight;
Said she “I have whiskey and wines of the best,
And the words that I told you were only in jest.”
But it’s no, no, never; never no more;
U never shall play the wild Kanga no more!

U’ll go home to Jen confess what U’ve done;
And u’ll ask her to pardon her prodigal Husband;
And if she will do so as often before,
Then u’ll never shall play the wild Kanga no more.
For it’s no, no, never; never no more;
U’ll never shall play the wild Kanga no more!

The next time U go over there
to educate the poms
Perhaps u’ll teach them few to sing:
U can feel a fourex coming on

U can feel a fourex coming on
U can feel a fourex coming on.
Got the taste for it
Just can’t wait for it
U can feel a fourex coming on.

@*Sian* wrote:

Oh wow!! More good news! 8)

I am glad you are happy and everything went well with your move. I will miss you .. that goes without saying but, I am also glad you have found a nice place to live and the happiness both you and Jen deserve. Good luck with the baby and the rest of your life

mwahh x x x x

wot Sian sed 8)

He will be back, sure as black is black.

:D I never liked him anyway. Also, I am quite convinced he smelled as it is a well known fact that all colonials live very rough lives with few of the hygienic comforts that we Britons, well maybe not you commoners, but we proper Britons take for granted. They don’t like to wash their scent off, like collies.