Kids !

> A little boy walks into his parents room to see
> his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
> The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts.
>
> Worried about what her son has seen, she dresses
> quickly and goes to find him.
>
> The son sees his mom and asks’ “What were you and
> dad doing?”
>
> The mother replies “Well you know your dad has a
> big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it
> to help flatten it.”
>
> “You’re wasting your time.” say’s the boy.
>
> “Why is that?” asked his mom, puzzled?
>
> “Well, when you go shopping the lady next door
> comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right
> back up.”
>