Letter to Santa………….feel free to add your letters!

@lucylocket wrote:

Dear Santa
I’ve been a good girl this year(ish) so here’s my christmas wish list

Cheryl Cole in my stocking (in person)

AngelBabe in a pair of stockings :P

Make AngelBabe gay for me

Hers & Hers towels for me & Daisy (pink ones)

A lesi fling with Gill cambs, Jewel & Kenty (not all at the same time though……I don’t share)

I will add to my list later cuz my Daughter is moidering me

Love you Santa! xxx

Lucy

pmsl luce good luck with the making me gay wish im straight well curvy but defo straight :P

Dear Santa
I’ve been a very very good girl this year, i haven’t killed anyone yet
and i have only thumped one twonk, who wouldn’t leave my bum alone in the pub the other night so here’s my christmas wish list

Can everyone remember not to drink and drive please

So i can have a quiet shift at work Christmas eve ?

Can i have a lay in this year say 7 am instead of 5am ?

Can i please have a bath in peace without the kids shouting mum or the dog trying to jump in the bath with me ?

Can i ask that my son’s girlfriend doesn’t go into labour New Years Eve?

But if you can’t manage any of these can i ask that everyone has a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year and at that everyone gets something nice for Christmas

P.S can you not give anymore Numpties P.C or laptops for Christmas as the room is full of nutters now lol

P.P.S
If you could also make Mr Doughnut man’s drive here safely that would be great
Hope Mrs Claus has something nice for you and send the elf’s my love
AngelBabe
xxxxx

@lucylocket wrote:

@moonshadow wrote:

Toy,she does the onley gay in the village stuff.To attract others in to making stuped coments about gay people.So that she can rant about how gay she is and gay rights ,that sort of thing lol.Perhaps it makes her feel “gayer”.Can be funny though i love all the wifies piping in with the girl on girl action stuff to get the mens attention lol.It is funny.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It obviously works moony cuz i always get ur attention even now on the boards and wen u pm me in fake names in the hope you can get me to talk dirty to you…………av another drink on me :wink:

Truly though lucey do you really think id get off on you talking dirty to me.i have explaned to you before ,im not gay.sheesh.And keep your white lightening love i can afford a good bottle of wine.That kinda stuff is for the onley kinda gay girlies you can attract.

@lucylocket wrote:

@moonshadow wrote:

@lucylocket wrote:

@moonshadow wrote:

Toy,she does the onley gay in the village stuff.To attract others in to making stuped coments about gay people.So that she can rant about how gay she is and gay rights ,that sort of thing lol.Perhaps it makes her feel “gayer”.Can be funny though i love all the wifies piping in with the girl on girl action stuff to get the mens attention lol.It is funny.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It obviously works moony cuz i always get ur attention even now on the boards and wen u pm me in fake names in the hope you can get me to talk dirty to you…………av another drink on me :wink:

Truly though lucey do you really think id get off on you talking dirty to me.i have explaned to you before ,im not gay.sheesh.And keep your white lightening love i can afford a good bottle of wine.That kinda stuff is for the onley kinda gay girlies you can attract.

Noo moon u thick get lol but u obviously think i wud get off by talkin 2 u and i attract all sorts ur an example…….keep the bottle love its well known u cant go without it lol #moonylovesme

Yes your right evryone knows i like a drink,so what?Iv not thought you would get off on me,for the simple reason im not gay and i dont think of you in that way.I know my problem lucy,and you know i try and deal with it the best way i can.Look your gay,we all know that.Why play the onley gay in the village act.I do love you to bits and did have some respect for you.But my lovley your begining to get boring.Yoyr far brighter than the dumbo act your putting on.

Dear lucy lox

Many thanks for your Christmas letter and please accept my apologies for taking so long to get to you back to you.

As you know this happens to be my busy time of year so it’s hard to get back in a timely fashion to all the girls who have behaved all year long. Normally I can rely on the assistance of Mrs Claus, but last week she went AWOL with the wives of all the elves. The only clue was a scribbled letter that said, ‘Men are useless.’ Naturally I’m quite worried. They emptied the drink cabinet as well!

I also received a letter from a stocking factory that requested that I try to dissuade women from asking stockings for Xmas as there seems to have been a run on pink stockings and they can’t cope with recent demand.

And there was a vituperative letter from the partners of some people called Kenty, Gill, Angelbabe and Jewel stating that their Missuses didn’t seem to be too impressed when they said that all they wanted for Christmas was comedy Y-fronts to spice up the traditional Boxing Day bedroom action. They have no idea what’s going on, but they are not happy bunnies.

I’d write more but I’m currently on a recruitment drive because some pop star has asked for a beefed-up security detail for her Christmas present, something to do with her being scared because some crazy woman has a mad crush on her.

So you can see it’s all gone pear-shaped at the grotto. But you’ve been a good girl, right? Remind me what you want again.

With love

Santa

PS: If you happen so to see a bunch of tipsy ladies dressed head-to-toe in pink with T-shirts that say Crimbo Bimbos, kindly point them in the direction of the North Pole.

@pepsi wrote:

A Mark Rothko Contemporary piece of art…. Preferably the Orange, red and yellow one … :lol:

Only joking ! Btw!

8-[

lol pepsi