Life lessons

Something of the same,I have worked bars,pubs,hotels and held a pub licence.And have trained many younger people to work behind a bar but you always know in your head which ones can do it on there 1st shift.

you constantly mention.. how  “pretty” you are.. no one cares ! ..I am lesser on the side of “pretty”,, does not mean I should or would be silenced !

Heck,, I might be a big dolly bird.  its the opinion that matters, NOT my Marylin Monroe. good looks .. boring,,ok you are “pretty”.. says you.

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laine1 wrote:

noun 1. writing or talk using jargon from psychiatry or psychotherapy without particular accuracy or relevance. just thought i would clarify I had lots of life experience being married at 16, a mum at age 18 running a home, being over 100 miles away from anyone i knew, being a forces wife (which meant basically, youre on ya own get on with it). BUT! and yeah it is a big but! (no not mine ya daft narna) i trusted people, which as i have found on here isnt a good thing to do. so i guess we can all learn a lesson or two can’t we? no one is immune from being hurt. but some can’t help themselves but do it constantly, i tend to just call it lack of respect for my fellow man/woman.

indeed..  and especially if we are not technically  ” pretty”.

/baffled, Dundee.

Go placidly, and avoid the strife and anxiety that life tries to bring you.

Know that there is nothing basically wrong with thee, that thou art good and reflect God’s light.

Make thy condom out of wheat sheaf, for surely it is better that the land on which thous livest be not harmed, just as ye be not harmed.

make friends with the boss, and offer to babysit for him while he is busy. Let him know that thy rivals do not like him very much, and make sure that some particularly dark pornography be found in the desk of the most threatening of them. For surely it is written that thy life should be free of strife and worry, and should be smooth as can be. If problems still arise, tell all of thy troubled past and the terrible accident that did befall thee at some undefined point in thy life which hath made thee a vulnerable person.

When the wheat-sheaf condom fails – and it will – put on a Che Guevara cap, look at th sky to the Lord for his love, and claim that she is a harlot and scallywag, that it hath nothing to do with thee. Go placidly away -actually, go quickly and get a job in the circus a a clown, as this covers up thy features and makes thee hard to recognise.

Know that in the darkest recesses of the night, there is yet peace and goodness awaiting thee. Avoid giving to others too much, as making people into debtors is not good.

Also avoid creditors. And lawyers with paternity suits pursuing thee after the wheat-sheaf condom affair and the made-up lies of the harlot. Being in a circus is very good for this, as thou can get away pdq and find a job in another circus, with monkesy which are not thine.

Peace, love, goodwill to all – except the lying (in every sense of the word) harlot.

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