Little Aprill

Little April was asleep in class.
The teacher decided to catch her out, and asks her ”who created the universe”.
Little Johny in the seat behind, poked April in the back with a pen, ”God Almighty” Aprill shouted.
A little later, the teacher askes, ”who is our saviour?” Johny once again and pokes april with his pen, ”Jesus Christ!” she shouts.
The teacher so detrimined to catch April out asks, ”what did adam say to eve after there 23rd child?”
Johnny again comes to the recuse and jabs Aprill who screems ”If u stick that in me one more time ill break it in half and shove it in ur a**!!!” ….the teacher fainted