Little Patrick

little Patrick asked for a bike for his birthday. his dad said “we’d get you one but the mortgage is a £100 000 and your mum has lost her job”

Next day Patrick left with his suitcase packed, his dad asked “where are you going” Patrick replied ” I went past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out,then I heard her tell you to wait cos she was comin too, and i’m no staying here on my own with a £100 000 mortgage and nae fu**in bike.”