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12 September, 2009 at 8:51 pm #415321
got to fess up… lol i saw that online…
mine would be something boring like…
5ft 10 blonde… blah blah….
12 September, 2009 at 10:33 pm #415322Lol Melody that made me laugh…..lots!!!!
13 September, 2009 at 2:54 pm #415323anyway…
A tall wellbuilt woman with good
legs and appriciates a good fuc-
king without getting too serious.
You didnt leave a number BABE…….. :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
18 September, 2009 at 5:55 am #415324Beautiful Vivacious Sexy Lady, highly intelligent, high powered job, own mansion, 4 cars, deep brown eyes to hypnotise (about the 3rd date) silky black hair…seeks man, pulse a must
please put your replies in a sealed envelope so i can pass them on to my neighbour when she gets back off holiday :D
18 September, 2009 at 6:02 am #415325Angry, bitter, simple-minded, overweight, partially blind ex-circus elephant with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.”
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19 September, 2009 at 11:38 pm #415326@susieq wrote:
Angry, bitter, simple-minded, overweight, partially blind ex-circus elephant with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.”
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I thought i was in then, but realised I didn’t like Gravy! :?
20 September, 2009 at 5:35 am #415327@woohoo wrote:
@susieq wrote:
Angry, bitter, simple-minded, overweight, partially blind ex-circus elephant with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.”
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I thought i was in then, but realised I didn’t like Gravy! :?
shame . . can’t not have the gravy 8)
20 September, 2009 at 6:22 am #415328a bloke being fussy :roll: wonders if woohoo had a sex change thats why he was “gone” a while and Williams Mel nursed him better and thats why William was gone too but our Melody was accidently taken with them because Will got confused@Mel…all making sense now :roll:
20 September, 2009 at 7:13 am #415329it sure is . . :lol:
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