14 July, 2019 at 8:50 am #1117227
Picture the scene guys, you have had a 2 hour bus journey, you are tired, thirsty, loaded down with baggage.
Ive stepped out bristol bus station which is a magnet for nutcases at the best of times. and this guy with blue hair starts dancing infront of me and asks me if i care about the plight of weasels, and would i like to donate 10 pounds a month.
I could feel the danger signs coming on. so i took a few deep breaths.
Its pretty common knowledge in chat im a alfonso on weasels.
Right i thought, muscle in on my turf will you, have some of this.
The colombian weasel or european polecats are we talking i said?
I used to work with weasels i remarked.
He had stopped dancing infront of me now, well i hit him with another 20 weasel based facts.
You dont care or no nothing about weasels i said, you are doing this for wages arent you?
No need to get personal sir he said. Well i said no need to dance 2 yards infront my face i said.
So how many weasels have you actually owned then i asked?
He starts backing off now,well im shouting he doesnt care about weasels.
Then its occured to me its 5pm rush hour and im shouting about weasels infront of traffic and commuters.
I went red as a beetroot and scurried off down the subway.14 July, 2019 at 9:15 am #1117228
quickly followed by two men from Callington Road14 July, 2019 at 9:42 am #1117230
LOL at least you can reflect on how funny it is in hindsight.
Almost like you poetry slammed him with weasels facts!,lol.14 July, 2019 at 10:40 am #1117237
I shouted at a man in Asda to ‘get the fck out of my way’.
You should have told him where to stick his weasel.14 July, 2019 at 4:55 pm #1117256
Lord I do love your temper. So diplomatic. Hee. Not seen very often, however, when those eyes give that look, oh man watch out. Heee. Xx your hats say it all. Giggles…..15 July, 2019 at 4:42 am #1117278
And now I am looking at you with my eyes sir!..lol xx17 July, 2019 at 8:37 pm #1117412
PML…………….ass licking hat?17 July, 2019 at 9:05 pm #1117419
Another arrogant statement….milky decides who is a nutter or not18 July, 2019 at 3:53 am #1117440
And another arrogant statement from you Q..”Ass licking hat.”
In the words of a good friend..”Ride away on your bike son!”19 July, 2019 at 1:16 am #1117538